blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

Anonymous said: Now begins the "Darren Wilson fund raisers are scams". This is going to be reported in order to make the masses think the murderer never got the money so when the Brown family sues Wilson for wrongful death Wilson can claim to be broke and not pay a dime. Meanwhile the money sits in an disassociated account in which the murderer has full access to. More tricks games and deception, they are the best at it but don't fall for it.




did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3



my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself


*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the knight and which one of you is the potion seller



When you’re girl is acting up or mad dick won’t solve it. She’s a fucking human that needs to be heard. If she’s mad sit down and talk and figure out what’s wrong. And make sure whatever it is it doesn’t happen again….. THEN DICK HER DOWN AYYYY LMAO

then you dick ha down whoop whoop shawty 




Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

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